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“Mrs. Brown’s Misunderstanding” - A clip of some classic British humor in...

More from “Laughter Is Medicine”: “There are three kinds of death in this world. There’s heart death, there’s brain death, and there’s being off the network.” Morty’s What if you met your best friend...

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When A Daughter Has Had More Than Enough of Her Father – Even in Death - We...

Dear Diary: My sister and I were tending plants at her Manhattan community garden when a woman approached and asked whether the ashes of her recently deceased father might be spread in the garden....

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Adventurous Wilson Mizner is reported to have said to a priest just before he...

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“Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.” - -...

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“A friend of mine stopped smoking, drinking, overeating, and chasing women —...

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“A person doesn’t die when he should, but when he can.” - - Gabriel Garcia...

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“My Fear is the Last Thing I Will See Before I Die is a Suspended Ceiling!” -...

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“Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.” -...

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“Age only matters if you’re a cheese.” - - Helen Hayes

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“The difficulty about all this dying, is that you can’t tell a fellow...

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“On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily...

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“Prepare yourself. Death could happen at any moment. You could be in the...

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“If you had no idea what to get her for Valentine’s Day…Imagine how...

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“Where there’s a will, there’s relations.” - - Michael Gill

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“Old people at weddings always poke me and said ‘you’re next.’ So I started...

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“If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died...

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“Where there’s a will – there’s a relative!” - -Ricky Gervais

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“When I die I want to donate my body for research, but more specifically to a...

The post “When I die I want to donate my body for research, but more specifically to a scientist who is working on bringing dead bodies back to life.” appeared first on SevenPonds Blog.

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“Life is like toilet paper: long and useful, but always ends at the wrong...

The post “Life is like toilet paper: long and useful, but always ends at the wrong time.” appeared first on SevenPonds Blog.

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“I hate funerals and would not attend my own if it could be avoided.” - -...

The post “I hate funerals and would not attend my own if it could be avoided.” appeared first on SevenPonds Blog.

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